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The wonderful, funny and strange world of laptop stickers

November 14, 2018 By Parker Schorr

When Apple and Microsoft constructed their clean-edged, stainless-steeled, cutting-edge laptops, they probably didn’t expect their customers to blanket them with Kim Kardashian, Bucky Badger and pastel-colored organ stickers. But UW students are different and love to express themselves in any and every way possible.

Here’s a peek into the wonderful, funny and often strange world of laptop stickers.

Arame Diop’s laptop has not one, not two, but three Kim Kardashian stickers. One, of Kim in bed staring blankly at the ceiling, is very relatable, Diop said.

The other two – “Kim there’s people that are dying” and “Kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself your sister’s going to jail” – underscore a way Diop approaches life. When Kim dropped one of her earrings on the beach and started crying, her sister told her that there are more serious and important things in life than lost jewelry.

“I kind of apply that to now. Like, don’t worry about the small stuff,” she said.

Junior Emma Froelich's laptop, which features several camping and outdoors-ey stickers, as well as "Nasty Women" and "Strong Public Schools" stickers

Junior Emma Froelich’s laptop Parker Schorr

Emma Froelich plastered her laptop with the things she cares about most. A forestry major, several of her stickers reference nature, plants and the national and state parks she’s been to. The “Strong Public Schools” sticker was inspired by her parents.

“Both of my parents are teachers so I’m for good public schools,” she said.

First year graduate student Kate Melberg's laptop, which features a No Smoking sticker, two referencing her sorority, and a sticker from a donut shop in Ohio.

First year graduate student Kate Melberg’s laptop Parker Schorr

The weathered stickers on Kate Melberg’s laptop are an insight into where she’s been and what she’s passionate about. The sticker of a chef carrying two plates of donuts comes from the Oxford Donut Shop in Ohio, where she’s from.

The warning stickers were picked up on a tour of a German industrial plant she visited while studying abroad.

“When I think about them, I think about Germany,” she said.

Senior Chloe Farber's laptop, which features eight organ stickers, each with a cute, smiling face. The pancreas sticker, a green and blue blob, is her favorite.

Senior Chloe Farber’s laptop Parker Schorr

Chloe Farber, a pre-health student, is obsessed with organs, as evidenced by her laptop.

“I love anatomy, it’s my favorite class I’ve ever taken,” she said.

Her favorite one on her Macbook? The pancreas (the adorable light blue and green guy). My favorite? Definitely the lungs flexing their biceps.

Junior Jessa Hansen's laptop which features a few coffee shop stickers, one from mt. rushmore and the Badlands, a Wisconsin Union chair sticker, and song lyric.

Junior Jessa Hansen’s laptop Parker Schorr

“I tried to get them at places instead of just buying a bunch of them,”Jessa Hansen said.

Some are from national parks she’s been to, others are from local coffee shops. Her favorite, though, is a lyric from the Head and the Heart: “Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.”

Senior Kyle Casey's laptop which features a Chicago Cubs sticker, three referencing the UW and Madison, and an "I Voted" sticker, among others.

Senior Kyle Casey’s laptop Parker Schorr

Kyle Casey was in Hong Kong visiting his brother when he happened upon his favorite sticker.

“I was there over the summer and a worker handed it to me as I was walking out of the park,” he said, referencing the colorful Hong Kong Disneyland sticker. “I thought, ‘Oh my gosh, this is an amazing sticker.”

Freshman Lilly Freemyer's laptop, which features a Great Lakes sticker, a Michigan sticker, one that says "future senator," and a Green Bay Packers sticker, among others

Freshman Lilly Freemyer’s laptop Parker Schorr

Lilly Freemyer’s favorite sticker? The “Lyman Seaborn 2020” one, a reference to her favorite show, The West Wing. The fictional presidential ticket pairs Samuel Seaborn, a communications director portrayed by Rob Lowe, and Josh Lyman, White House Chief of Staff portrayed by Bradley Whitford, together.

“I’m into politics, but I don’t like to put political statements on my laptop,” Freemyer said.

First year veterinary student Cassidy Schorr's laptop which features two Camp Kesem stickers.

First year veterinary student Cassidy Schorr’s laptop Parker Schorr

Cassidy Schorr’s laptop is clean except for two Camp Kesem stickers in the top right corner. Camp Kesem, a non-profit organization that supports children whose parents have or had cancer, gave her friends and memories she will cherish forever.

“I spent four years at UW volunteering for this organization,” she said. “It helped me find a major I loved and friends that will last a lifetime.”

Freshman Claire McQuiston's laptop which is covered with more than a dozen stickers. Some reference Minnesota, some reference madison and the UW, one is a photo of Lebron James, and a few are of Starbucks coffee

Freshman Claire McQuiston’s laptop Parker Schorr

Some stand for her favorite Starbucks coffees, others show iconic moments from The Office. One appears to show Lebron James gesturing emphatically at a can of La Croix.

Claire McQuiston’s favorites remind her of her home in Minnesota.

“It’s a nice reminder of home,” she said. “I also like the German Shepherd one because my dog is a German Shepherd.” (His name is Sarge)

Freshman Julia Glaeser's laptop, which features a UW one, a Supreme bottle cap, a Minnesota Vikings sticker, and a Beatle's Yellow Submarine sticker, among others.

Freshman Julia Glaeser’s laptop Parker Schorr

Each of Julia Glaeser’s stickers is a piece of her most cherished things. A Supreme bottle cap in the top left corner reps her love of streetwear and the “I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything is fine,” sticker represents the way she approaches life.

“I’m a huge Vikings fan,” she said, pointing to a sticker of Stefon Diggs, a wide reciever for the Minnesota Vikings.

A sticker of three fists raised is inspirational. “It’s a good symbol and a good reminder,” she said.

Sophomore Ellery Gronski's laptop, which features a "Good Vibes" sticker, a few referencing Madison and UW, a sticker of red lipstick-ed lips, and one that says "Just Peachy," among others.

Sophomore Ellery Gronski’s laptop Parker Schorr

Out of nearly a dozen stickers, Ellery Gronski, a true Badger, likes her Bucky Badger sticker the most.

“It’s the most representative,” she said.

Second year physical therapy student Fernando Espinosa's laptop, which features two stickers, one from Hamline University in Minnesota and one from UW.

Second year physical therapy student Fernando Espinosa’s laptop Parker Schorr

On the left of Fernando Espinosa’s laptop, a sticker from Hamline University in Minnesota, which he attended as an undergrad. On the right, a sticker of UW, where he is currently working towards a degree in physical therapy.

“It’s the journey,” he said.

Junior Serena Haley's laptop which features a Costa Rica sticker, one form the Wisconsin Union, another of a mermaid, and one "Love one another" bible quotes, among others

Junior Serena Haley’s laptop Parker Schorr

Serena Haley’s stickers show a wide range of interests, but her favorite is the sticker with fists raised in unity. She said it’s a symbol of the power that comes with being united despite differences.

“It’s important to me in today’s political climate especially,” she said.

Sophomore Autumn Facktor's laptop, which features a Barcelona sticker, one of an Elephant, a Victoria Secret "Pink" logo sticker, and one of Alpha Xi sorority.

Sophomore Autumn Facktor’s laptop Parker Schorr

Autumn Facktor loves Aroma Coffee. Like, really loves it. Apparently, each coffee comes with a morsel of chocolate on top and some flavors taste like ice cream. Although there Aroma Coffees all across the world, there are only two in the U.S. – one in Florida and the other in New Jersey. She said she has seriously considered opening up her own chain in Madison, knowing that if people could taste their coffee, they would wait in lines for it like they did in Israel, where she picked up the sticker while on a Birthright trip.

“It sucks we don’t have it here, and it makes me want to move,” she said.

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